LOG KYA KAHENGE — Hoodie

The hero. Ink-black, 400+ gsm garment-dyed heavyweight, two-ply hood, ribbed cuffs that hold their shape. लोग क्या कहेंगे sits across the chest; the English whisper underneath, set in mono; one Sindoor full-stop to end the argument.

Water-based inks — soft hand, no plastic sheen. Boxy modern fit. We made 150. After that, there is no more.

The inside talks.

• Care label — Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Call your mother — she worries. Do not let your chacha borrow this. You will not see it again.
• Hangtag — You spent real money on a hoodie with a joke on it. We respect the audacity. So will your group chat.
• Numbered tag — 047 / 150. After this, there is no more. That's the point.

Ships with the Certificate of Non-Compliance hangtag. Authorised by: no one. That's the point.