Log Kya Kahenge — कपड़े Hoodie

From two metres: a boxy, heavyweight, garment-dyed Espresso hoodie. Plain. Expensive. No opinion.

Up close: a small tonal कपड़े embroidered at the chest. Turn it inside out — लोग क्या कहेंगे runs across the neck tape, where only you'll read it.

The inside talks.

• Care label — Machine wash cold. Dry flat. Call your mother — not about this.
• Hangtag — Beautifully made. Quietly unhinged. You'll know. They won't.

The make: 400gsm garment-dyed cotton, drop shoulder, boxy fit. Small-batch — numbered, never restocked.