Size Guide
Everything is cut boxy and modern — relaxed through the body, dropped shoulder, sits a little oversized. Want it bigger? Take your usual size. Want it closer to the body? Size down one.
// Sizing is the one thing we can't fix with a punchline. Returns are defect-only, so measure first — your favourite tee, laid flat, against the numbers below.
Tees & Crewneck — garment laid flat (inches)
| Size | Chest (pit to pit) | Length (HPS) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21.5 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 24.5 | 30 |
| XXL | 26 | 31 |
Hoodie
Cut from the same boxy block, a touch roomier for the heavyweight loopback. Between sizes? Go down for a cleaner look, stay true for full oversized.
Cap — one size, adjustable strap.
// Measurements are target specs (±1 in), confirmed on final blanks. Garment-dyed cotton may shift slightly first wash — cold wash, low tumble.