From across the room: a clean Stone tee, a tiny ✗ seal at the chest.
Up close — flip the hem: a parody government Certificate of Non-Compliance printed inside. “Marital status: pending. Career: creative. Distant relatives: distressed.”
The inside talks.
Care label — Machine wash cold. Dry flat. Call your mother — not about this.
The make: 240gsm garment-dyed cotton, boxy fit, interior hem print. Open stock.
