FAQ

How does the drop work?

Limited. Numbered. Never restocked. We make 150 of each piece, then it's gone for good. When it's sold out, it's sold out — that's the point.

Will you restock my size?

No. We don't do restocks. We do regret. Get on the list so the next one isn't yours.

How do I get early access?

Join the family group chat (it's email, we promise we won't forward you a good-morning flower). The list gets the password 24–48h before everyone else. Not for everyone. You already know if it's for you.

Sizing?

Boxy modern fit. See the Size Guide — read it properly, because returns are defect-only.

Returns?

Everything's made to order in tiny numbers, so we cover defects, misprints and damage — not change-of-mind or wrong size. Full details on the Returns page.

Shipping?

Worldwide, with tracking. International duties are on the buyer. See the Shipping page.

Will the joke confuse people?

If you know, you know. We don't explain the joke. That's kind of the whole thing.

How do I reach a human?

The Contact page. We read every message and reply to the good ones. Yours is on the list — manifest patience, beta.