Sunday Lunch Avoidance — Zip Hoodie

400 gsm full-zip hoodie, garment-dyed, boxy. YKK zip, ribbed cuffs.

For the family lunch you are technically attending. From thirty centimetres: Sunday Lunch — Avoidance Protocol. Step 1: arrive late. Step 2: hood up.

• 400 gsm brushed-back fleece, garment-dyed
• Full YKK zip, double-lined hood
• Tonal embroidery · interior neck-tape

Care: cold wash, hang dry. The protocol works until they mention rishtas.