Sharma Ji Benchmark — Tee

240 gsm garment-dyed cotton. Boxy, heavyweight.

A benchmark you never agreed to. From thirty centimetres: a small tonal chart plotting You against Sharma Ji's Beta across Salary, Marriage, and General Disappointment. The trend line is not in your favour.

• 240 gsm combed cotton, garment-dyed
• Boxy fit
• Tonal chest chart · woven hem label

Care: cold wash, inside out. Comparison is the thief of joy and also of this season.