Bas Do Minute — Quarterly Report Tee

240 gsm garment-dyed combed cotton. Boxy, heavyweight, sits just past the belt.

From two metres: a quiet tonal chest hit. From thirty centimetres: a quarterly report nobody requested — Bas Do Minute, Q3 update. Estimated time to readiness: pending since 2009.

• 240 gsm combed cotton, garment-dyed (colour will move)
• Boxy fit — size down for a trimmer cut
• Tonal chest embroidery · woven hem label

Care: cold wash, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not explain the joke.